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A limerick is a five line verse with the rhyme scheme of aabba.
The a-lines should have five feet， while the b-lines have only three feet.
It is normally， but not always light or humorous.
A Day Challenge
You take up the challenge to write，
then stay up all day and all night.
To think of a verse
can be a real curse.
You want all the words to be right.
Don't worry if your words sound daft.
Remember it's only a draft
and then if you're wise
next month you'll revi
Interesting Poems
Roses are red， Violets are blue.
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you.
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Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
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LIMERICK
A limerick is a five line verse with the rhyme scheme of aabba.
The a-lines should have five feet， while the b-lines have only three feet.
It is normally， but not always light or humorous.
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A Day Challenge
You take up the challenge to write，
then stay up all day and all night.
To think of a verse
can be a real curse.
You want all the words to be right.
Don't worry if your words sound daft.
Remember it's only a draft
and then if you're wise
next month you'll revise
and wonder if others have laughed.
You might have enough for a book.
If you haven't， don't cry or sook.
Sit down and write more
than you did before.
When it's published I'll have a look.
I wish you success with your dreams.
It's easy if we work in teams
so all in due course
lets give it more sauce.
It isn't as tough as it seems.
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Kitchen Capers
There’s capers afoot in the kitchen.
The cat is quite drunk and it’s twitchin’，
It drank two pints of ale，
Then lapped up a cocktail，
Danced a jig then said， “It’s bewitchin’.”
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Why?
Two towers crashed down from the sky
Causing innocent people to die
Terror and war
What is it for?
I never will understand why
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Monique
There once was a girl called Monique
She had such a perfect physique
Her bust is so round
But mine can't be found
Beside her I feel quite a freak
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A Limerick for Paul
A middle aged man called Paul
Said 'No' when his angel did call
Please go away
I want to stay
I'm living and having a ball
I know that I'll meet you one day
But for now just please go away
I'm writing a book
If you want you can look
Just go and let me have my say
I'm good you can check with my wife
But sometimews I find I'm in strife
Don't pinch my car
Or you won't get far
And I'll make you pay with your life
I don't want to meet the Grim Reaper
But he seems to think he's my keeper
Now's not my time
I'm busy with rhyme
He'll just have to dig that grave deeper
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Christine
There once was a girl called Christine
She smoked far too much nicotine
She coughed and she spluttered
The Doc came and muttered
She has to go in quarantine
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Bertie and Gertie
A couple called Bertie and Gertie
Said life will begin when you're thirty
You lose inhibition
Try any position
Enjoy getting flirty and dirty
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Ask
Don't read your teenagers diary
Life at home could bee fiery
It's an easier task
More respectful to ask
Just make a discreet enquiry
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?
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I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air，it was blown away.
I wrote your name on my heart
i got Heart Attack
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God saw me hungry， he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty， he created Pepsi
He saw me in dark， he created light
He saw me without problems， he created YOU.
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When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free u from darkness
and if after you pray and you're still in darkness，please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!
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